A Blogger Looses Her Virginity, We Got Flare People, and A Josh Lanyon Review
25 Mar, 2010 in Guest Posts, Male Male Romance 49 CommentsGenre: M/M Romance (Mystery)
Pages:191
Publisher Samhain
Amazon Purchase Link (Available in Kindle)
On the advice of his agent, he reinvents his fortyish, frumpy, recently dumped self into the sleek, sexy image of a literary lion, and heads for a Northern California writers conference to try and resurrect his career. A career nearly as dead as the body he stumbles over in the woods.
In a weirdly déjà vu replay of one of his own novels, he finds himself stranded in an isolated lodge full of frightened women—and not a lawman in sight. Except for J.X. Moriarity, former cop and bestselling novelist. The man with whom he shared a one-night stand—okay, maybe three—long ago. The man who wants to arrest him for murder.
Rating
Today is a special day people, fellow review blogger Fiction Vixen has lost her Josh Lanyon book virginity and I couldn’t be damn prouder ::beams::. In honor of loosing her v-card I give her this ubber special badge and pummel her with ridiculous questions, cause that’s how I roll.
KC: Since I made suggested you read Somebody killed My Editor what were your initial feelings?
FV: Hi K.C., thanks for having me here at SizzlinHot…er I mean SmokinHotBooks. I’m feeling great and ready to review! (No thanks to the completely unnecessary beat down you gave me trying to convince me to read a Josh Lanyon novel. I mean geez, it was on my TBR list. I think you were just looking for a reason. Maybe you should cut back on the roids? This Alpha blogger thing you’re trying out really isn’t working for me ya know?) –> KC: Do I have to make you ‘submit”? (Growls) show me your neck!
Anyway, going into this I was a little concerned. Mr. Lanyon had a lot to live up to. I don’t know one person who hasn’t raved about Josh Lanyon so my expectations were a little high. But Somebody Killed His Editor was one of those books that spoke to me the moment I opened it…or clicked ‘g’o on my e-reader. It said, “Sit up straight and pay attention FV, this is going to be good.” Then it smacked my knuckles and gave me the stink eye. I think it was the quick wit and gentle sarcasm that hooked me from the beginning. –> Mrs. Easy Peasy (My Kindle) said the exact same thing!
KC: Give us a quick run down of the book…
FV:Christopher is a writer who has experienced a decent amount of success with a mystery series he started writing right out of college. However at 40 years old, times are changing, and his long time agent advises him to reinvent himself. She sends him to a writers convention to pitch a new series to his editor, whom he “affectionately” refers to as Satan. Christopher is not really on board with change, however desperate times call for desperate measures and he agrees to go along with his agents plan.
When he arrives at the convention he discovers a dead body in the woods and things go downhill from there. Peaches, also known as “the corpse” had apparently stepped on a few toes here and there giving just about everyone at the convention a motive for murder. And just to make things a little more interesting, Christopher discovers that an old (and very brief) flame is in also attendance. *waggles eyebrows*
KC: Be honest did you like it? What didn’t you like? What would you have wished more of (wiggles eyebrows)?
FV: I really enjoyed reading this book. It’s been a while since I’ve read a good whodunit, in fact I can’t remember that last time I did. Since I completely suck at board games like Clue, I need a mystery that will hold my hand and guide the way. Josh Lanyon writes a mystery in such a way that I didn’t even feel like I was reading. When I sat down with my Kindle, I became engrossed in the mystery and I may have even begun to plan out my own alibi at one point or another. *g*
There was a great cast of secondary suspects/characters, each quite colorful and packing a hefty motive or two. More than once I had a moment of clarity, sat up straight on the couch and exclaimed, “Ah ha! I knew you were a dirty rotten murdering bastard!”. Then, I’d apologize to my husband, assure him I didn’t believe he was a dirty rotten murdering bastard and then I’d get on with my book. What I’m getting at here is the mystery aspect of Somebody Killed His Editor was fun, a little tense at times and kept me guessing throughout. (I’ll be sending Mr. Lanyon a bill for all the Hershey’s Kisses I had to buy my husband to make up for the insults I blurted out while reading.)
Reading the story from Christopher’s perspective gave me some very fun insight into his personality, insecurities and unique perspective. I found his inner dialogue to be quite funny and at times wondered if he was in the market for a new BFF?
I liked the romance between Christopher and J.X., it was sweet but I wish there had been a little more sexual tension and a bit more build up to the love scenes. If there’s going to be some romance mixed in with my mystery, I like a little tension in there too.
KC What was your favorite scene?
FV: I had several favorite scenes but the one that stands out for me occurred at page one. Christopher’s car has broken down and he’s hoofin’ it across an old bridge on his way to the writers conference. As the bridge begins to give way, he imagines himself running windmill style as the slates of the bridge fall away. It gave me a feeling for Christopher’s personality and outlook on where he is in life and how he deals with it with a touch of humor.
FV’s Fav Quoties
“Over the roar of the flood I could hear the shriek of joints giving way (luckily not my own) and splintering wood. The slats beneath my feet seemed to fall away. I pictured myself as one of those cartoon characters, legs bicycling in empty air for a few seconds before gravity kicks in. I ran harder—like the cartoon characters always do.”
“I’d known this weekend was a mistake from the moment Rachel had suggested it. I’d known, but I had ignored my instincts. And now I was well in the lead for this year’s Darwin Award.”
“Did she really think I was desperate enough to reinvent myself as the kind of nut who claims they’ve witnessed murders or been abducted by space aliens? Actually, I was that desperate, I just wasn’t that imaginative.”
KC’s Fav Quote:
Oh Mah Gah. As the natives say. J. X. Moriarity. How Perfect. How…ironic. How perfectly ironic. The last time J.X. and I had crossed swords – and other body parts- was at the start of my career. By some ill luck, here he was in at the kill. For some reason the image clearest in my brain was the Full Living Color memory of his tanned and taut ass slipping out of my hotel bed and into a pair of Levi’s
KC Last but certainly not least, after reading Somebody Killed My Editor did it make you want to throw your panties in the air and ‘yell yee-haw I lost my Josh Lanyon virginity’? Remember be honest and objective here, this is a pretty serious question.
FV: Um…who told you about that? Is there a video? I can explain. Those weren’t my panties and I was uhhh….rehearsing for a play. Yeah, that’s it, a play. --> KC: Two words nanny cam.
Please comment and congratulate Fiction Vixen for loosing her virginity, many thanks for guest blogging and reviewing.
P.S. You want flare too? I gives you flare!
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Woot! You go, FV! On to Adrien English – yes!
@Chris can I get a woot woot ::raises hands::
@Chris–I’ve heard the AE series is a must read. I better get on it before KC starts getting growly with me again.
Confession: I saw the words “a blogger loses her virginity” and I was over here like lubed lightning……
Congrats FV! I’m so proud of you. *wipes tear*
Second confession: I’ve never read Josh Lanyon either. I know, right? *gasp*
Is this the part where I get spanked? (did I sound too hopeful?)
Yes you better missy! If you want suspense, you will love Adrien English. KC and I will gang up and make you read it. Now I am excited for this one, its on my Kindle waiting for me!
@Queen B– “Confession: I saw the words “a blogger loses her virginity” and I was over here like lubed lightning……” OMG you just made me snort!! Seriously, you need to give Josh Lanyon a try. Do it before KC gets revved up though. She’s scary when she feel strongly about something. Trust.
@KV–I loved how witty this one read. I swear I laughed out loud more times than I can count. Shhhh…don’t tell KC but I’m glad she pinned me down and marked my neck. I would have read this anyway but her getting all toothy was a bonus.
Wow, all this talk of growling and biting and dominance displays is getting me worked up……I’m gonna have to go read now…..yeah, that’s what I’ll do
And btw, I got a stupid gravatar so I wouldn’t be just another faceless notch on your garter, KC, but the darned thing won’t show up. YOUR BLOG HATES ME *sobs*
@Queen B where is my whip, you need a spankin’ – dude you need to read J Lanyon or I’ll growl at you.
@Kindle Vixen maybe if you also growl at Fiction Vixen she’ll get on the English series.
@FV you like my toofs?
@Queen B hmm sometimes it takes awhile, but you have to use the same email addy you used to signup with gravatar that you also use to comment wif on my blog. Although it’s kind of sexy you being mystery woman and all.
@ Fiction Vixen, I just snort laughed regarding your panty-toss rehearsal.
K C can be scary alpha sometimes. I’ve been b-slapped a time a two for being late on deadlines. I cower in submissive fear!
P.S. I’ve been blog-stalking Josh Lanyon’s website. My IP addresses is probably on the FBI’s suspicious person’s list. That and my nightly visits to the blog RainonRoof, might mark me as a suspiciously pervy.
Ok, maybe that was the problem……*blushes*
What’s this I hear about a whip?
K-Khan – I sent Lanyon fangirl email last week, complete with squeel. LOL We can be FBI watch list buddies. He did reply to me tho *swoon*
@K-Khan — Geez man, she even bullies her twin? OUT.OF.CONTROL! Something needs to be done. Someone else needs to do it. *lowers eyes in submission*
And uh…KC just told me about rainonroof. OMG. yeah. *breaths deep*
HAHA…Love the badge.
And it is about time missy!! And now, yes, you must read AE.
KV – I remember when I sent him a fan girl email..I about passed out when he wrote back..LOL
First of all, you get an A+ for your post title. Excellent.
Second of all, I wasn’t planning on reading any of Josh Lanyon’s books (I like M/M as much as the next gal, but M/F/M menages are more my style). However, I am now totally jonesing for that badge!!! So rockin!!! I may have to give in to the dark side and get one of these books for next week’s reading.
Mandi–if you would have offered me a badge I would have been all over the AE series in a heartbeat. I’d do anything for a cute badge.
Penny–The badge is awesome but so is the book. It focuses mainly on the mystery, with a side a sweet romance and just a touch of the sexy times. I highly recommend.
Weee. I saw that title and ran over. So glad FV is, ummm, slutty? now. lol
I haven’t read Layton yet but he’s on my TBR.
Tori–Ouch! It’s just one novel. *sulks* hehe. Get this book off your TBR now! You’ll enjoy it I’m sure.
@K-Khan I’m like rainonroof’s highest returning visitor – I have to clear out my history so hubs doesn’t think I’m looking at porn
@KV JOSH LANYON WROTE YOU BACK!!! Did you print out the email and hang the it on your wall?
@FV sometimes a heavy hand is needed in dealing with K-Khan, very heavy hand & lots of growling
@Mandi did you notice I used my ubber crush Mr. Clean?
@Penelope ::beams:: I love getting A+. One can never go wrong with the formula of two dudes and 1 girl.
@Tori do I need to growl at you to read Josh Lanyon ::clears throat::?
@ FV Lol. I’ve been working on getting a gang of like 75 people, (help is always better with big numbers) to do an intervention. Bullying is a gateway behavior to a life of organized crime. Oprah said so.
@ Kindle Vixen Josh Lanyon spoke to you!! I’ve been too afraid. I don’t take rejection well, makes my spilt personality disorder come out. (Did I over-share again?) My friend “Dr. what’shisname” told me to keep that to myself.
@Mandi He wrote back to you too! I’m so jealous!
@Penelope You’ll love Josh Lanyon! Then you can have a pretty badge too!
@ Tori…KC can be scary…just do what she says and no one will get hurt.
@ KC. Ummm, didn’t anyone tell you RainonRoof is porn. Now we need to make a Perv-Alert badge for you. Next time you get out of line I’m callin’ your hubs and telling him what you are doing at 2:00 in the morning. You’ll be on an internet time-out for sure.
@K-Khan Gasp. You wouldn’t dare?!!!!! Hubs will ban me from the internet for a month.
@ KC Victory! To keep this information quite, I’m going to ‘need’ a few things. I want my Jack Johnson CD back, the password to your kindle account (free books…oh how glorious) and maybe that white sweater with the broach. (You know I can’t resist cardigans.) And you’ll treat me to lunch at the Thai place of course.
*sits back…gets comfy* TWIN FIGHT!!!
Congrats on losing your Lanyon “v” to KC Fiction Vixen. I feel like I better lose mine soon or she’s gonna steal the rest of my tbr pile till I finish it
I love the button btw..I love Mr. Clean’s sparkly bald head goodness.. maybe I’ll be a good m/m reader this weekend and earn a badge
ooooh Twin Fight?!?! can there be jello involved in this….. FV – we could make some cash.
LOL – great title and fun post. I have Josh Lanyon in my TBR and I don’t know WHY I keep putting off reading him.
@K-Khan agree about RainonRoof – Hubs: What’cha doing? Me: (looking at RoR) Nothing much, just working on my blog…nothing to see here….
@ Patti I’m still afraid that the verizon wireless people will call my house to inform us that someone in the house is looking at x-rated internet sites from an unknown IP address. Ehem (reference RainonRoof…and link to Banana Blog). Then I would have to explain to Mr. T that I just can’t seem to help myself.
@K-Khan Jack Johnson cd is effing mine! You cannot borrow anything b/c you cannot be trusted a. not to break/ruin what you borrow and b. I”LL NEVER GET IT BACK!
PS I always treat you to lunch ::sigh:: I feel like this is a one sided relationship
@Heather you read Lanyon or m/, you get this ::points to Mr. Clean:: plus I also think you need to make your poppin cherry badge
@KV jello fight is just too Jerry Springer-esk, we prefer to passive aggressively use our blog to ‘settle’ disputes.
@Patti @K-Khan I’m not gonna lie, I called up K-Khan and told her to click on the banana blog x-rated vid on rainonroof. I recommend 1. clearing your history afterward 2. watching when the fam goes to bed. K-Khan I keep waiting for you to tell me that Dad pulled you into the den to discuss you looking at naughty sites on via their interent. Keep me posted okay.
@ KC It keeps me up at night and away from the naughty stuff. At 27 who want’s to be called into the den to explain why they were looking at men doing bad stuff to men. Plus my fiance Mr. T would probably not want to marry my pervy ass.
P.S. Thanks for telling everyone that I live with our parents. My street cred just evaporated. :sigh: The life of a returning student = loss of dignity. At least it’s only for a few more months…then it’s back to being a big girl again…rent payments, living with rude neighbors…(tears up) I’ve missed that.
@ KV @ FV If you promise us a certain percentage of the profits then I can take KC on anyday. I’ve been working out with a trainer and might have a secret weapon….buns of steel!.
@K-Khan I’ll take you and your buns of steel any day of the week.
PS. You are totally funnier than me, stop trying to one up me man!
@ KC You should be scared…very scared. I’ve been working out with 5 pound weights. What do you got huh…you gonna cardio kickbox me to death. (hears chorus of ‘Ohhhhh, snap’).
P.S. For anyone who hasn’t read Josh Lanyon you’ll love his Adrien English series!! How is it that Josh Lanyon has the ability to create characters that you wish were your best friends.
OMG, you’re KILLING ME. Seriously! I’m on a book-buying ban! But I want to read this one so badly that I might actually break the ban just so that I can start it NOWWWW.
Also? I didn’t know what RainOnRoof was, so I Googled it… and now I can’t stop scrolling through it…
@mama kitty did you use up all your tax monies?
I could spend hours,days,months at rainonroof.tumblr.com the pics are naughty, I was surprised (like in a good way) they show full frontal. Kris from Kris N Good Books turned me on to it.
@KC I used enough of it that I’m now going “OMG WHERE DID IT GO?!” but I know… *points to pile of books, brand new Kindle, new glasses, new contacts, new clothes, etc* Still, I think $4.99 is a good price to pay for a book that got such great reviews. I’m in the middle of “Dead Undead or Somewhere in Between” by JA Saare on my Kindle right now, but I think “Somebody Killed His Editor” just jumped up to be next in line (up next for print is “Blue Diablo” by An Aguirre).
I seriously could not stop looking at RoR. I used to have a tumblr, and I’m sure it’s still out there in cyberspace, but I haven’t used it in so long I can’t remember the login info.
I wasn’t aware they allowed full frontal (or links to full-on p0rn), but I’m honestly ok with it. LOL I know, I’m naughty. BF might have issues with me looking at it though… It kind of squicks him out.
@mama kitty RoR is an after hubs goes to bed kind of website. We share a computer so god bless firefox’s privacy settings, that’s all I gotta say.
@K-Khan my upper cut could knock you down with my punch ::executes punch:: See that? I’m like unstoppable, Chuck Norris has nothing on me.
@KC I bought BF his own laptop for Christmas. I’m not good with the sharing. Especially when I lose out on reading/Twitter/Facebook/reviewing time. *headdesk* I’m a little too obsessed for my own good.
“Chuck Norris has nothing on me.” ROFL You crack me up. I’d love to see you two banter in person, I bet y’all are a riot. I’d totally need popcorn (fat free, low sodium, blah blah blah) & a big bottle of water.
LMAO! You two are a hoot! That was a very funny and very informative interview. Loved it!
KC, you dirty girl. Your fave quote gave me quite the visual. Speaking of visual, when are you going to post the nanny cam shot of FV throwing her panties up in victory? *wink*
Have a great weekend!
Hugs, VFG
RE: VFG’s request.
KC, if you post that video, I swear, I’ll dig out the pictures of you that time in Vegas when you and those two strippers were got dressed up in those wiener costumes and were…well, you remember. Just keep the video to yourself ok?
@VFG Sigh. Fiction Vixen has a gag order out on me.
@Mama Kitty I get twitchy when I see hubs on the laptop & I can’t twitter. I just start grunting and he knows to hand it over.
@Fiction Vixen you PROMISED not to tell people that!
@KC You’ve got him trained nicely! BF laughs when I start getting twitchy. He doesn’t quite understand my Twitter obsession. Guess I’m glad he doesn’t, cause then I’d have to be reallllly careful about what I say (couldn’t drool over guys – he’s a bit jealous, poor baby). And I like being able to say whatever I want.
ROFLMAO! OMG, You guys are really going to kill me! I’m laughing so hard, my stomach hurts!
Here I was gonna call you all out as a bunch of perves and then KC had to go ruin it by telling everyone I was the one who told her about the Rain on the Roof pron blog. Darn it. *poutmope*
FV: So glad that you lost your Fanyonity. Did you know that there’s a rule that you can only read AE if you promise to hate Jake Riordan? You might need to think about that before you start reading. Just sayin’.
If you liked this one you’ll definitely enjoy Josh’s other books. I have several of Josh’s books on my reader all ready for my holiday. I’m a happy camper.
That was some great flare!
@Kris ::choke gasp:: How can you hate Jake?!!!Ok I admit book 3 he was total arsehole but by book 5 when he bought Adrien that dog ::eyes well up with tears:: he got put back on my ‘your okay with me’ list.
@Shelly Munro I believe I’ve almost devoured all of Josh Lanyon books.
@Colette I have a secret crush on Mr.Clean therefore he get’s put on my flare.
This post was too funny. Also loved the comment section. Where’s the popcorn when you need it?